311 episodes

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. 
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Nobody Panic Plosive

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 866 Ratings

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. 
Produced by Plosive. Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    How to Plan a Wedding - Part 1

    How to Plan a Wedding - Part 1

    Tessa's getting married! She's also planning a proper wedding with generators and a marquee, so has lots of advice for anyone about to wade into the admin hell. And also has inadvertently set up an entire company purely to buy plates a tiny bit cheaper. Maybe don't follow that piece of advice. Or do? Who knows.
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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 40 min
    How to Help a New Mum

    How to Help a New Mum

    Friends having babies? Not sure what to take round when you go to meet the new baby? Stevie put a callout on Instagram and there was a real consistency with the answers. In fact there's essentially only one thing new mums want and let us tell you, it's not an ornate Victorian hot air balloon (this is what Tessa took round to her friend).
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    Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 34 min
    How to Stop Reading a Book

    How to Stop Reading a Book

    You’d think this was fairly straightforward, so why is it so hard to admit defeat? Why do we use words like “admit defeat” when discussing a book? The book doesn’t know you’re not reading it! Stevie had these epiphanies recently, after pretending to read Crime and Punishment for circa 25 years, and Tessa is eager to learn.
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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 31 min
    How to Use the Washing Machine

    How to Use the Washing Machine

    By request, Stevie and Tessa discover what the triangle symbol means and discuss what the drawers mean. There's also some lively debate around when you put the fabric conditioner in, don't say this podcast doesn't provide you with the most searing of hot content.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 32 min
    How to Run a Marathon

    How to Run a Marathon

    If you or anyone you know is running the London marathon (or any marathon) and would like to feel much better about your training: Tessa ran two marathons, one without much training and one without any. She didn’t die, she was quite angry at herself the second time, but this is crucial listening if you’re fed up of high performance sports podcasts and wish to listen to someone who has gone through many people’s (Stevie‘s) worst nightmare and come out the other side.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 35 min
    How to Decide What to Have for Breakfast

    How to Decide What to Have for Breakfast

    Morning! Bored of toast? Stuck in a cereal rut? Constantly getting overwhelmed and eating one single mini egg (this may or may not be Tessa’s experience)? Stevie introduces Tessa to the concept of an egg and to be honest it all just spirals from there. 
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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.
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    • 30 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
866 Ratings

866 Ratings

Vicky3384 ,

Hilarious

Two very different women; both equally lovely, who compliment each other brilliantly and consequently are hilarious! If anything they undervalue themselves, but they are truely entertaining!

vincentvangogh-getter ,

My life force

Been listening for years, you are formative to me at this point let’s be honest- thank you and please never stop!!

DazzieAA ,

Best. Podcast. Ever.

Helpful, heart warming, genuine, and so funny! If you’re looking for a hilarious guide to navigate adult life, look no further. I love these two so much, please never stop!! ❤️

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