Can I Lay Down Can I Lay Down

As the sun sets on another Coachella, our crew huddles together for a post-festival session that's as vibrant and diverse as the event itself. With James lighting up the mic, we traverse the sensory smorgasbord of music festivals, grappling with the crunch of chiropractic adjustments and the charm of digital avatars. Our tales of tech mishaps blend with nostalgic beats and the financial enigmas of NFTs, while personal revelations about coming out knit seamlessly with the fabric of our digital lives. 

Navigating the highs and lows of human experience, we delve into the warmth of childhood memories, the sting of family drama, and the peculiar breakfast habits of uninvited guests. Reflect on a parade of past sexual discoveries, laugh at the awkwardness of public flossing, and join us as we peel back the layers of our past relationships. With the James’ wit in tow, we candidly share insights into the complexities of identity, the heartbreak of friendship loss, and the laughter that ensues from life's unexpected turns.

Ending on a note that's equal parts cautionary and cosmic, we dissect financial scandals that challenge our trust in systems, critique market monopolies, and muse over the enigmatic world of non-profits. As we bid farewell, it’s all gratitude and puns, with our pod family tightly woven in a tapestry of shared stories and experiences. 
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Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano
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Interstitial Music by  TVARI from Pixabay

Were there Dad jokes before the Big Bang? Somehow Scot naming a fish Denzel Washingfin is enough to power this entire episode. We also discus our recent stint as students in a stand up comedy class. We cover the doomerism felt by everyone, Lauren's makeloving dry spell, and if you're lucky, dear listener, we might just say 'I love you.' This episode even features a special bonus at the end: 5 minutes from each of us, from the first time we all did stand-up!

The crew reconvenes after a long break mainly to see if everyone still has a pulse. It's winter in the Bay Area and our basements are all flooded, but not in the good way. Tune in to hear what emotional damage we're dialing in per usual and we'll spoon it in your podcast ear-bowls. Catch us now before the new type of bedbug migrates north and ends civilization.

What are the hottest trends of the past decade? Cyber goth, financial fraud, and having the body of a 12 year old -- wow. But rarely does a celebrity embody all these qualities so effortlessly as our first celebrity guest: Grimes! She's accomplished so much, from being an Austin Texas resident all the way to being a genius artisanal NFT salesperson. Bonus sexy ASMR from Adrien who met a Coachella bae.

Fearing the future under our new ChatGPT overlords? No problem. Just leave it to our hosts to plan your scenic future, bathing in custom-made AI fanfiction. In a future handcrafted by computers, you'll wallpaper your brain with couture demands. Join us now for our first post-brunch bash.
Want to drop us a line? Send any comments or questions to canilaydownpod@gmail.com
Music by Rocky Marsiano
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https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

As we return from our winter hibernation, we find ourselves pondering life's big questions. Will we ever love ourselves? Would we screw ourselves, or just one night stand ourselves, or even tolerate ourselves as roommates? Special guest Henry Darling takes us on a horny shame spiral that’ll get you off with no hands and leave you in an LTR with your own body.
 
Want to drop us a line? Send any comments or questions to canilaydownpod@gmail.com
Music by Rocky Marsiano
Creative Commons License:
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d