Royally Drained
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3.7 • 3 Ratings
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- $4.99
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- $4.99
Publisher Description
From jilted princess bride to a revenge plot fit for a king, this charming couple is royally screwed …
As I lived my best royal life, my only job as a princess was to find and marry a handsome prince. Too bad Prince Theo turned out to be more of a toad.
After I began losing my powers, he lost interest in our upcoming wedding. Not only did Theo leave me at the altar, but he also banished me and my merry band of misfits from the Kingdom of Poppycock forever.
Talk about a walk of shame!
From enchanted castle to crumbling cottage, I'm now stuck in Morningwood, struggling to plot my next move.
This strange little town, full of mischief and magic, is the perfect place to hide while I practice my spells and hopefully regain my powers.
What could possibly go wrong?
Other than accidentally summoning a mysterious male vampire who throws me off my quest and gets my blood boiling in all the right places.
And my blood is exactly what Vail and his brotherhood need for their top-secret laboratory.
Who would have thought my charming royal genes could help their dangerous mission?
As long as Vail keeps his fangs to himself, we won't have a problem.
His hands though?
That's another story entirely.
My taste for revenge is strong, but his taste for me is stronger.
Could this be my fairy-tale ending? Or am I destined to live a nightmare?
Author's note:
Royally Drained is a paranormal romcom with a few dark themes. This is book 1 in the VILF series and ends with a cliff-hanger.
Customer Reviews
Simply amazing!!!
This was an incredible read, the characters, the unique plot and everything this story had was just simply perfection.
A PNR with a dark comedy twist, I couldn't put this book down. I absolutely loved Princess Penelope and her band of misfits. From her journey of self discovering, to her encounters with sexy vampire Vail and his friends, to her travels to the "real world". There is not one page I didn't love.
The cliffhanger of this book left me with so many emotions, I can't wait to read book two and find out what will happen to Penelope and her journey, so so many questions.
Royally Perfect!
This. Book. Is. Royal. Perfection!!!!
When I first saw a promo for Royally Drained, it immediately became a highly anticipated read for me and let me tell you it is EVERYTHING I hoped and so much more!!
There are so many unique factors to this book that made it an instant favorite for me. From the author being woven into the storyline, the hilarious band of “misfits” that surround the malfunctioning princess, Penelope to the OH so hot and charming vampire, Vail. This book will literally keep you entertained, enchanted and laughing from start to finish!
This has officially taken the TOP spot as my FAVORITE book of 2021 and I am beyond excited to see what’s in store for us with Royally Cursed!!