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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 7K Ratings

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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Listen on Apple Podcasts
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    Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions)

    Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions)

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    We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come.


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    • 1 hr 25 min
    Real World Raw Doggin' [SS+] (Iowa Husband Calling Contest, Divorced Vibes, Trev Smoked Crack?)

    Real World Raw Doggin' [SS+] (Iowa Husband Calling Contest, Divorced Vibes, Trev Smoked Crack?)

    The boys react to a Husband Calling Contest somewhere in Iowa, discuss the circumstances that would lead one to JO to Jerry Springer reruns, and discover that Trev's been having some wild dreams.

    Husband Calling Contest video here for your reference: https://youtu.be/c0jnBzvRkHs?si=lou9hFTB8zfUM1LS

    Hot Cheeto Handy ft. Josh Richards (Jake Paul x Mike Tyson, Nick Cannon name generator, Spicy Head))

    Hot Cheeto Handy ft. Josh Richards (Jake Paul x Mike Tyson, Nick Cannon name generator, Spicy Head))

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    The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top.

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    • 1 hr 23 min
    F*ck by the foot [SS+] (Insecure doms, Fuc u Robert, Short skrrt skrrt)

    F*ck by the foot [SS+] (Insecure doms, Fuc u Robert, Short skrrt skrrt)

    Trevor reads an awful email and the boys yell about people w/ bad comedy takes. Plus Trev did the ess ee gee gee ex and a listener has a strategy for coping with anxiety.

    The Final Foot Boss (Fadussy fl*shlight, Dr. Dom, Girl dinners)

    The Final Foot Boss (Fadussy fl*shlight, Dr. Dom, Girl dinners)

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    In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto.


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    • 1 hr 18 min
    Sled Head [SS+] (Big Dick Decisions, Ghosting rules, Bowling for Fingering)

    Sled Head [SS+] (Big Dick Decisions, Ghosting rules, Bowling for Fingering)

    The boys riff on the absolute terror of losing your mom in the grocery store, wonder why anyone would want to be president, and hear from a listener that’s a big Zyn fan.

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
7K Ratings

7K Ratings

Warren-Robert ,

2024 still got it!

Just wanted to say as a gay dude who grew up in a super homophobic place (where most of the homophobic men acted worse than catholic priests), it’s refreshing to hear two straight guys discuss sexuality without being cruel or overbearing/insecure. Seriously it makes me happy the world is a way better, more tolerable place. Thanks for all the laughs guys!

Sara Bartlett ,

Rawdawg

These guys are the funniest guys of our time. They take the most real time problems, scenarios and questions and pose them in the most insane way and yet it works. They never fail to make me laugh. Ever since moving to California I have had a new sense of respect for all three of them, I can have a better understanding of where they are coming from. I love all three of them they are just hilarious.

Spacewalk94 ,

GOT DAYUM

The boys never fail to make me laugh
Michael is WILD sometimes, but it is always hilarious
Keep doing what y’all are doing guys!

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