The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast is the brainchild of comedian Tim Hawkins. Listen as Tim talks about any number of topics with fellow comedians, friends and sometimes, random passersby.
Tucker/TJLx3 in Fortnite
Mar 25
I love your podcast and it was AWESOME. My only question, why did you stop making it? My brother always listened to it and and i was like “there is no way its that funny i like Tim Hawkins and all but its just a dumb podcast.” And then i listened to it and i am like i was wrong this is awesome funny when I listened to it it made me die laughing but then when you made video I don’t know what it is but it was so much better and then you quit making and that kind of spanked me in the watermelon if you ask me how I’m doing I would say “you you?” Not I’m doing good because you stopped the podcast. Please start making more.🥹
We miss you
Mar 12
I had chat gpt write a punk rock song from 2007 about missing your podcast. Here it is. Title: “Where’s My Tim?” (to the tune of “American Idiot”) (Verse 1) Don’t wanna be the guy who missed the show, Tim Hawkins’ podcast—where’d it go? I set a reminder, but I still spaced out, Now I’m sittin’ here alone, full of doubt! (Pre-Chorus) I could’ve heard some jokes, Some weird dad thoughts he wrote, But now I’m lost in FOMO misery! (Chorus) Where’s my Tim?! (Hey!) I need my fix! He cracks me up, yeah, he’s legit! Now I’m scrolling through the feed, But all I see is last week’s stream! Where’s my Tim?! (Hey!) I need my fix! (Verse 2) I tried to check the archives, lost my mind, Refreshin’ like a thousand times, Man, I’d trade my Wi-Fi just to hear him rant, Now I’m talkin’ to myself like an idiot! (Pre-Chorus) Why’d I fall asleep? Now I just sit and weep, Missed the episode, what’s wrong with me?! (Chorus - Repeat) Where’s my Tim?! (Hey!) I need my fix! He cracks me up, yeah, he’s legit! Now I’m scrolling through the feed, But all I see is last week’s stream! Where’s my Tim?! (Hey!) I need my fix! (Bridge - Breakdown with fast guitars) Oh no, oh no, I missed the show! Now I’m lost, just let me know, Can I rewind, or is it gone? Please tell me someone hit “record”! (Outro - Gang Vocals Chanting) Tim, Tim, Tim, where you been?! Tim, Tim, Tim, where you been?! I won’t miss the next one—NEVER AGAIN! Love you guys. God Bless.
Hawkins Family
Feb 21
Tim, I grew up watching you shows and I was very interested in your musical abilities. I have loved to get to know your family through the podcast. Liv and Luke, I love you song and I think that you need to play them more on the podcast. In addition, PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!
I need you to return.
Jan 27
I love this pod, my parents don’t let me listen to many other ones. This is my pride and joy in audio form. When you stopped making episodes it felt like when Tim’s Minnesotian friends dragged him down the lake on the tube. My damage was internal, and lasts eternally. Truly yours -Lucas Lynn 2010
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- CreatorThe Tim Hawkins Podcast
- Years Active2016 - 2024
- Episodes226
- RatingClean
- Copyright© (c) 2022 Rockshow Comedy, Inc.
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