168 episodes
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul Dave and Paul
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5.0 • 4 Ratings
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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
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We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Laughter!Intros are fun!Amy Sedaris night!More WINE!Bye bye, OJ!Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!We experienced solar eclipse totality!Bloody clouds!Car sickness!Day to night, back to day in minutes!Sharp shadows!The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!Paul's phantom conversations!Special dogs!Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!She's a sapphist, Rose!Paul loves JoJo!Allergies are fun!Yay! Trivia!Monkey brains!Twitchy eyes!Sexy teeth!Leonard!Icelandic elves!Flat earthers are stupid people!FRANCE!Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois!
Episode Links (In Order):
Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty!"That Chapter" YouTube channel!Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy!Sharp shadows during eclipse!Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million!JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop!Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa!Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ!
Music Credit!
Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/
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We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
It's WINE o'clock!French butcher!Gewürztraminer wine!David is a cheap drunk, apparently!Paul is a fantastic chef!Soy sauce problems!We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!Truman Capote was annoying!Smoking is gross!Vaping is ridiculous!Solar Eclipse of the heart!Totality is where it's at, baby!All the earthquakes!LinkedIn Affairs!Farts are funny!
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Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!Toilet plunger poop spray!
Music Credit!
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Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!Yeast is still gross!Paula Abdul!Paul's songs and music ADHD!Yes, and?!Madonna is a jackass to her fans!We love sleeping!More BLTs!Dave??!!We miss John Candy!Paul isn't sentimental!Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!Dave is Paul's daddy!Pornhub pulls out of Texas!Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!Gleaning with Paul!"Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!Let's boycott Kellogg's!Wendy's greed!Yay! Trivia!Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy!Paul's TikTok addiction!Possible American TikTok ban!Poetry. Yuk!Christian science textbooks are crazy!
Episode Links (In Order):
"Rush, Rush" - Paula Abdul!"Tastes Like Burning" podcast!Madonna calls out disabled fan for sitting during concert!Madonna being sued for late concert start!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Remembering John Candy!Mary Margaret O'Hara at John Candy's memorial!"Atuk" - The cursed movie script!Pornhub is pulling out of Texas!Your car is spying on you and snitching to the insurance company!Boycotting Kellogg's!Wendy's pricing controversy!FRANCE!
Music Credit!
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Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
The BEE GEES!Dave is a lady boy man!We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!Paul is the animal nanny!Olive the dog!Dave, the BLT master!No basic sandwiches for Dave!Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!Trailer park memories!Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY!Milky goodness!How to cultivate human yeast?!?!Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!Dave's colonoscopy fun!Peg Lyte is disgusting!Sure, Jan!Cacao!Donuts and pies!
Episode Links (In Order):
Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie!"Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page!Our friend Doug's IMDB Page!Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls!Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer!"Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!"PNW Haunts and Homicides!
Music Credit!
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We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Paul's congestion!It's Amy Sedaris night!Low energy Friday!Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?!"Saltburn" was not shocking to us!Uncut grave humping!"Short Bus" was shocking!Paul at Pine Knob!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable!Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo!Jon Hamm's penis talk!Paul has impeccable dickdar!Drake's big penis!Ricky Spanish!Fire crotch!Keep your kids off social media!Don't microwave your fish at work!
Episode Links (In Order):
Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Dave shit on the floor episode (#20)!10 Best Canadian couples podcasts list!"Short Bus" movie!Paul's Pine Knob memories episode (#33)!Wil Wheaton is mad at Larry David for attacking Elmo!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #1!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #2!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #3!Pat Sajak has always been a dick!Jon Hamm puzzled by fascination about his penis!Jon Hamm's Penis!"Scary Movie" micro penis scene!Tina Fey roasts the "Little Broadway C$&#s of TikTok"!Miss South Carolina is an idiot!
Music Credit!
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TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
A Spanish flea!Happy 2024!Paul got COVID!Our fun health issues! YAY!We're boiling, globally speaking!SAD = Great acronym!Paul's TV show dreams!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way!"Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...!Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows!Blame it on the edit!Let's make money off True Crime!I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!No more "Schmigadoon"!Screw you, Netflix!Teslas are GARBAGE!Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA!Damn you, influencers!Stanley Cups are hard to understand!I Wish I Didn't Know...FAMILY EDITION!Dave's gross maggot story!
Episode Links (In Order):
The Lung Brush!Reuters' Tesla expose!Cybertruck: Stainless steel = Genius move!Why Tesla fires are impossible to put out!The Pontiac Aztek!Cybertruck can't get up hill with a Christmas tree!1997 Chevy Lumina!Woman steals $2,500.00 worth of Stanley Cups!16-Year-old Girl's Stanley Cup collection!
Music Credit!
Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/
Visit Our Patreon!
Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!
Customer Reviews
Warning: May cause you to keel over from laughter!
Take this warning very seriously!! This is THE funniest pair of human voices to ever penetrate my ear holes. Both of their personalities shine through their chemistry together and it’s electric. Amidst all of the inappropriate (but down right hysterical) jokes & stories are two warm, wonderful, genuine souls that everyone must meet. What are you waiting for, hit the play button! Trust me, toilets have never been more hilarious!
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Thank you for introducing me to your hilarity and shenanigans, as well as Hollywood Crime Scene, OH and obviously Lilly and Leonard. We share so many things in common beyond our ADHD and love of Betty White - though loving Betty is of course absolutely paramount. Your improv, rants, conversational style, and sense of humor have made you absolutely indispensable in my weekly listening repertoire. I even forgive you for using the word “panties” you’re far too loveable for me to stay mad! 😜🤷🏼♀️ Thank for reminding me that potty humor and fart jokes really can be high art, though fun to my head I’ll never publicly admit to pooping once in my life.
I’ve got friends hooked on you now too. You’re on your way to being a fabulous international sensation my friends! Don’t forget about us in America we may need rescue. Like totally for reallllllls - read with vocal fry. 🤣🙄😵💫💕
Love these guys!
Dave and Paul - first off, this is the THIRD time I’ve tried to leave a review for you guys! 😭😩 Apple truly hates me.
You guys are so funny. I love listening to this podcast when I need a break from my true crime podcasts (cause let’s face it - they can be heavy). But I’m always laughing with you guys!
As you guys say, there’s always something for everyone because you cover a wide array of topics. You guys have amazing chemistry and the cutest podcats in Leonard and Lily!