Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind Joeba Fett & Ripley Scott (The Slurred Kind LLC)

Our favorite trio makes their way to the Denver Airport this week to embark on a wild spring break. Joeba "Ain't Afraid to Fly" Fett, Ripley "Demon of the Sky" Scott, and their quirky sidekick Zero dive into the enigmatic depths beneath Denver Airport, far beyond the ordinary airport hustle. Amidst their humorous banter and playful references to past escapades, the trio explores conspiracy theories and rumored interdimensional gateways, bringing a lighthearted touch to the mysteries that allegedly lie beneath the terminal. The episode is peppered with amusing segments, including a whimsical interview with the airport's gargoyle, and wraps up with their return through the stargate, jokingly reflecting on their otherworldly spring break adventure and hinting at more slurred, intergalactic journeys ahead.

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://apnews.com/article/california-mugshot-lego-murrieta-police 4493cd7c27cdb42f81dd15fed6da38bb

https://www.ladbible.com/news/nasa-finds-city-lights-planet-light-years-away-174682-20240214

Today’s Banter Beacon: 
https://allthatsinteresting.com/denver-airport-conspiracy

Today’s Laugh Alert
Ripley & The Gargoyle

Interstellar Index (Social links)
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Post-Production & Editing By:
Bonnie “Blastwave” Bee 🐝

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In the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneaker" genie onboard. As the genie dispenses unwanted advice on the finer points of sports fandom, chaos ensues, leading to a series of hilarious misadventures. Alongside their usual zany banter and uproarious hyperspace headlines, Joeba and Ripley navigate the unpredictable world of sports with their trademark wit and humor, ensuring that listeners are in for a wild ride from start to finish!

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://www.sportico.com/personalities/athletes/2023/highest-paid-athletes-all-time-michael-jordan-1234711433/


https://apnews.com/article/wildlife-trafficking-giant-sheep-montana-texas-7afaa046c051287ba7f322b6732e31be


https://apnews.com/article/auburn-student-putt-car-8e9c34df0fcb95beb77d162577c90408
Today’s Banter Beacon:


Insane Sports Stories with ‘The Sneak Geek’ Genie
Interstellar Index (Social links)


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Editing & Post Production:
Bonnie Bell

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In this hair-raising episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley find themselves thrust into a nightmarish dimension resembling Sesame Street, where childhood icons morph into terrifying creatures. Narrowly escaping pursuit, they stumble upon an unexpected emergency exit, sure to leave listeners in stitches with their daring escape. Amidst the chaos, the duo humorously discuss the potential for hilarious horror movies featuring public domain characters, promising viewers a laugh-out-loud exploration of beloved icons in a whole new light. With witty banter and heart-pounding action, Joeba and Ripley navigate this bizarre street in this tiny corner of the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, ensuring an unforgettable adventure for all. Stay tuned for more interdimensional escapades on "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind"!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://www.wtrf.com/news/balls-out-bowling-is-back-where-nudity-is-required/

https://apnews.com/article/human-remains-severed-limbs-long-island-1eb860bfc04002aeaf6a5de44806480b

Today’s Banter Beacon:

The Copyright Crypt: Unearthing Horror from Public Domain

Interstellar Index (Social links)

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In a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre news stories and diving into some accurate (and some not-so-accurate) predictions. In today’s Laugh Alert segment, they exchange harrowing predictions for each other, adding a comedic twist to their uncertain futures. Perhaps our heroe’s destinies are as mysterious as the dimension in which they traverse. Until we reach the “final destination” remember - Stay Slurred!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://apnews.com/article/driver-calls-police-reports-hes-drunk-b6dfab2a8a24e243732b0e7868c8a7cd

https://nypost.com/2024/02/20/us-news/kilt-wearing-shopper-seen-stuffing-antiques-up-his-butt/

Today’s Banter Beacon: 
Could’ve Been Me’s & Comical Claims

https://www.buzzfeed.com/angelicaamartinez/creepy-premonition-stories

https://www.demilked.com/funny-failed-future-predictions/

Laugh Alert‘No, You Can’t Snort The 8-Ball!’
Interstellar Index (Social links)

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Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

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In a quest to find the elusive cosmic six-leaf clover, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX embark on a St. Patrick's Day celebration in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. With their long-range scanners yielding no luck, the trio indulges in green beer and explores ancient Reptilian space logs for clues. Amidst zany hyperspace headlines and discussions on Irish myths, they stumble upon a mysterious transmission a stranger of the Blarney Belt. Could this man lead them to their treasure, or have they simply gone on another wild goose chase? Pour those green food-colored pints and taste the rainbow with us as we jump into an especially Irish edition of Close Encounters. Stay Slurred Boyos!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d

https://gizmodo.com/star-wars-chilean-beer-ads-cerveza-cristal-lucasfilm-1851306714

Today’s Banter Beacon:

https://www.theirishroadtrip.com/the-legend-of-st-patrick/

Segment SegmentPub Trivia: How Irish Are You?

https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/what--irish-are-you


Interstellar Index (Social links)

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In this uproarious episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley find themselves on the surface of a dizzying planet ripped straight from an episode of interdimensional cable. Spock wields a lightsaber, Indiana Jones brandishes a phaser, and things only get weirder as the zany antics continue! Amidst the madness, the duo embarks on a quest to snag quantum computing chips for Zero FRUX, but not before a little fun first. As they traverse through pop culture mashups and intergalactic oddities, the banter flows as freely as the space rum. From ad-libbing plot premises for portmanteaus like "Doctor Who's the Boss" and "Guardians of the Galaxy Quest" the laughs go on and on. So sit back and grab your favorite cocktail mixer as we get SMASHED together in The Anti-Matter Minute!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://apnews.com/article/florida-man-games-5b6179b81fcab5a70764109cd126b207

https://apnews.com/article/pythons-pants-new-york-smuggling-2c7dde9ea8d1a764511399ad3402b644

Today’s Banter Beacon:
Plot "TWISTS"(“Portmanteaus” (or mashups) of popular shows in and out of Sci-Fi)
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