Dick & Hearl Do Capitalism

On the morning of the day after tomorrow, a different kind of disaster happens - the economic apocalypse! The stock market crashes and the US dollar becomes worthless when China calls due their portion of the national debt. And as the president calls on the labor and police forces to work for free to keep law and order, a familiar pair of minimum wage idiots go on a looting spree at a big-box store before the rest of civilized society figures out what is going on.

Dick and Hearl Do Capitalism is an End of the World Prepper parody short story that asks, What will you do when the Stock Market crashes again?