62 episodes

The Army of Drunks Talking Funny Podcast Experience!
"We're just getting loaded..."

Do you remember the golden age of talk shows? We don’t. We were too damn young back then. But we’ve seen the tapes, and there once was a magical time when both the hosts and the guests “tied a few on” before going on camera to entertain America with things they probably wouldn’t have said if they were sober.

At the Army of Drunks, we’re bringing that drunken time back!

Sit back and listen to four inebriated hosts — all of different creative backgrounds — as they interview amazing guests, hash-out the history of cocktail crafting, and drunkenly defend bad ideas like only the shithammered can.

Every episode features: A weekly cocktail you can drink-along with at home! A drunken guest who goes way off-topic! Booze News! Drunken philosophizing! Jokes that are still funny even if you’re sober! And thinks you only talk about when you’re drunk.

LISTEN NOW! Piss yourself later!

http://www.armyofdrunks.net

The Army of Drunks The Army of Drunks

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 12 Ratings

The Army of Drunks Talking Funny Podcast Experience!
"We're just getting loaded..."

Do you remember the golden age of talk shows? We don’t. We were too damn young back then. But we’ve seen the tapes, and there once was a magical time when both the hosts and the guests “tied a few on” before going on camera to entertain America with things they probably wouldn’t have said if they were sober.

At the Army of Drunks, we’re bringing that drunken time back!

Sit back and listen to four inebriated hosts — all of different creative backgrounds — as they interview amazing guests, hash-out the history of cocktail crafting, and drunkenly defend bad ideas like only the shithammered can.

Every episode features: A weekly cocktail you can drink-along with at home! A drunken guest who goes way off-topic! Booze News! Drunken philosophizing! Jokes that are still funny even if you’re sober! And thinks you only talk about when you’re drunk.

LISTEN NOW! Piss yourself later!

http://www.armyofdrunks.net

    2023 Christmas Special - The Brandy Alexander

    2023 Christmas Special - The Brandy Alexander

    It's the Army of Drunks 2023 rushed Christmas Special.  Yes, it's Christmas again, lonely shut-in!  And we're here to get you through the day, this time starting on Christmas morning!  We teach you how to make Grisly's Cosmic Pancakes, review an uncomfortable number of Christmas cereals, drink Brandy Alexanders, and... other stuff.  Merry Christmas, Motherf***ers!

    • 1 hr 51 min
    The Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKayThe Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKay

    The Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKayThe Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKay

    March is the Irishest month, and we've got the booze to prove it!  Friend of the show and whiskeytarian Alex McKay to runs us through a fine spate of Irish Whiskies from such boozesmiths as Teeling, Redbreast, Sexton, and more.  And of course, we rate each one after a Batman.
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    • 2 hr 12 min
    The Vieux Carré Show - With the Army of Drunks

    The Vieux Carré Show - With the Army of Drunks

    Two Drinks, One Show!

    In what's either our late Mardi Gras show or our just barely-under-the-wire February Show, we both revisit that staple of Mardi Gras staggering the Hurricane, and dive into the "New Orleans Manhattan" a.k.a. the Vieux Carré. (Pronounced the creole way.)

    Plus a list of things that will get your arrested in New Orleans, and a boob-themed Booze News!  
    The Army's Official Site Show List
    http://armyofdrunks.net/shows/
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    • 1 hr 32 min
    The A.I. Show Part 2 – With The Army of Drunks

    The A.I. Show Part 2 – With The Army of Drunks

    It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and hope we haven't created a computer/alcohol hybrid that will some day destroy the world!
    This is Part Two: The Drunken Bulls***. If you haven't listened to part one, start there.  If you have listened to part one, prepare for a serious drop in the level of discourse. But we had two more ChatGPT-generated cocktail recipes to get through, and no measure of that "good sense" stuff was going to stop us.
     
    The Army's Official Site
    http://www.armyofdrunks.net/
    Grisly's Cosmic Black
    https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

    • 1 hr 9 min
    The A.I. Show Part 1 – With Ian McEwan

    The A.I. Show Part 1 – With Ian McEwan

    It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and pray to the gods of booze for forgiveness!
    This show is so big, we dividied it into two parts. Part one: The Actual Educational Stuff!  Our official "drunk scientist" Ian McEwan is back and answers all of our goddamn questions about the present and future of A.I.  (No, Midjourney is not secretly trying to become Skynet so it can kill us all.)  
    The Army's Official Site
    http://www.armyofdrunks.net/
    Grisly's Cosmic Black
    https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/

    • 1 hr 28 min
    The 2022 Xmas Show -- With the Best Christmas Mulled Wine Santa Will Allow!

    The 2022 Xmas Show -- With the Best Christmas Mulled Wine Santa Will Allow!

    It's Christmas time!  And if you're stuck home alone on Christmas, the Army of Drunks has you covered.  Once again we're here to keep you company as you stay locked away from the rest of humanity on the holiday that punishes the lonely and unloved.  Like you!  But this year is different!  MixMa$ter Therm has worked up a fabulous mulled wine recipe for you.  Matt checks in with Trump's best friend Laurie.  And we taste-test four -- FOUR!! -- different kinds of frozen turkey dinners so you don't have to!  Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!


    Show Notes
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    • 1 hr 40 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

Satiredun ,

Stupid fun

When you get lots of funny people in a room and give them drinks, good things happen. It’s fun, it’s funny, it’s stupid, It’s well produced, it’s oddly and occasionally disturbingly educational, it’s great.

MyNickNamedNick ,

Drunk without drinking

The Army of Drunks podcast, while also being a perfectly wonderful title, is an excellent roller-coaster ride of a listen. As the podcast progresses and the podcasters themselves get (I’m assuming) more and more drunk, chaos inevitably ensues, followed by much hilarity. A super fun listen by the best invading army of recent history. Assaulting your ear holes with overt madness of fun fun fun!

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